Mickey: 

“I think this is a great hiding place.  Comfortably cool.

Good to remain undiscovered by that cruel green crawling monster!”

Find the Hidden Mickey Album

What about this?

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Makes batter better.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter,
Making Betty Botter’s bitter batter better.

J

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Good times!

It is a happy talent to know how to play. 

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

In March of 2006, Ice Vodka Poker Bar Tour.

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.

~ Mary Austin

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

~NF Simpson

The eyesight of a guy about to grab his first drink of the night

Ready to grab his 8^th drink.

1.  THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood
Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra

2.  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male… Playing football without a cup.

3.  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4.  COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5.  ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n.
Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6.  FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7  MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8.  REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

When kids think Puccini is a mushroom, there isn’t enough art in our school

“I’m on a diet so I really do need the exercise to walk that extra mile 

to the grocery store and replenish our supply of chocolates.”

Thanks Karen for granting me a chocolate fix! 

Album: http://cushee.multiply.com/photos/album/532/08_0801-_Truffles

“I expect that when he fights me he will be the real Erik Morales.

He is training very hard. I do not think I will get the same Morales that lost to Zahir.”

~Manny Pacquiao