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(Warning: might contain adult content)
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.” A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain. “Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?” Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in awhile I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”
